psa if you have stock in apple

gorgonsach:

institute-for-thermal-research:

nicejewishguy:

sell your stock in apple like right fucking now and then buy it when its low later today

Who the fuck on this website owns stocks

I wear mines on my feet

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meanplastic:

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

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tealesbian:

gfhjdjdgfh this is so funny

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dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck

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woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

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manuvers:

charizord:

Bottoms when tops nut before them

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This is both bottoms and tops like the rudeity applies to all of you

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teenagerposts:

When you insist on treating your friend

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cvberdemon:

localstarboy:

She blind dated 10 guys and this is what happened when she finally met the guy that she chose.

I JUST- 😭😭😭

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